So, basically, he's had a blow job off your girlfriend and you haven't?
Shut up, man. It wasn't her.
It looked like her.
It wasn't her!
It had her mouth.
It wasn't her brain!
Who cares about her brain when your balls are resting on her chin?
[Points hurling stick in Nathan's face] Say another word! I dare you! Do it!
I didn't do anything! [Refers to Simon] Be angry with him!
I didn't know what was happening. She just... Then she... before I knew it, she was-
Sucking your cock!
You didn't know it wasn't Alisha! You should've stopped her!
C'mon, man! Be serious! That requires an inhuman level of self-restraint that no man is capable of. The siren call of the blow-job renders all men powerless! That's how girls trick you into marrying them!
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