What's he doing here?
Who is he?
He's police.
[Walks in wearing a formal grey dress] Morning! [Goes through door]
What is up with that?
You want to tell me what's going on? What's with the makeover?
If you dress like a slut, people will treat you like a slut.
What's happened to you?
I'm sorting my life out. All the drugs and the drink-driving. I've done so many things I'm ashamed of. And I... touched myself in front of you.
[Chuckles] I'm pretty sure you enjoyed it.
Well, I shouldn't be masturbating in public toilets. I'm saving myself until I'm ready to make a proper commitment.
It's a bit late for that.
No, it's never too late.
And it's not too late for you either. Lisha, what is this? Has it got something to do with that lot we saw yesterday?
You should come to our meeting.
Did they do something to you?
You used to have so much going for you. You threw it all away. So pathetic.
This isn't you.
We can help you, Curtis. Excuse me.
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