Nathan, Simon and others in “Unfinished Business”

Nathan

[Sneaks up on Simon filming other community servers on steps] Pervert! What are you doing? [Snatches Simon's phone and films adjacently]

Simon

Give it back.

Simon

Come on, we'll do an interview. [Chuckles] First question. Have you ever had sex with a piece of fruit?

Simon

Give me my phone.

Simon

Second question. Was it a melon? [Simon lunges at Nathan wrestling back phone] Ah, he's trying to kiss me! He's trying to kiss me!

Simon

Just give it back!

Alisha

Give him his phone back, you prick.

Nathan

Ow, stop hitting me! Have your little toy. [Flips v-sign] Melon-fucker!