Mike Tyson Mysteries · Season 1
Okay, okay. I know what we can do. But you're not gonna like it.
What?
Well, you're gonna have to take off all your clothes. Then, you'll let me take a bunch of pictures of you. Then, we put them on the internet. Put them on, uh, a pay site though, you know? And we really play up the Asian angle.
I'm sorry. How is that an antidote to becoming a werewolf?
It's not. Come on, it's just to lighten the mood. You guys getting so serious.
Oh, my goodness.
Now give me that bullet, Marquess, so I can shoot Yung in the heart.
You're all insane! [runs away]
That's the werewolf talking. [chases Yung through the house] Hold still, Yee. I'm trying to help you.
My name's not Yee!
Oh, my God! Are you a lesbian?
No, I'm not a lesbian.
You're a lesbian and you're afraid to come out to me. [looks at the empty beer cans, cigarette butts, prescription medications and bottles, and a bong around the living room] Is that why you drinkin' and druggin', because you have so much shame?
This is all Pigeon's, not me.
Yung, I will love you no matter who you choose to lay with.
Mystery Team, guess what I have in my hands?
Your resignation letter.
No!
Your suicide note.
Hey, what! What is wrong with you?
A drawing of your penis to scale.
Oh, oh, okay. Because it's small. Okay, very clever. No! It's a mystery.
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