Marquess
Mystery Team, guess what I have in my hands?
Pigeon
Your resignation letter.
Marquess
No!
Pigeon
Your suicide note.
Marquess
Hey, what! What is wrong with you?
Pigeon
A drawing of your penis to scale.
Marquess
Oh, oh, okay. Because it's small. Okay, very clever. No! It's a mystery.
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