Pigeon, Marquees and others in “Mite Tyson”

[about to smoke a joint] What?!

Michael, you can do this.

You can't live here anymore.

[chuckles] What?!

You can't live here anymore!

Is this about the pot? Because it's basically legal now.

No, it's not about the pot.

Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?

[outraged] What?!

No, it's not that.

Is it because I put a roofie in her soda last night?

[even more outraged] What?!

Calm down, you didn't even drink it. I wasted a perfectly good roofie.

[facepalms] Ugh.

No.

Is it because I tried to take all those up-skirt pictures of Yung Hee?

When?

[under Yung Hee, using his phone as a camera] Right now. [takes a picture]

I'm not even wearing a skirt, you idiot.

Well, when you do, I'll be ready.

No, it's not that either!

WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!

It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it anymore!

Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites?! You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching?1 You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there?! Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking shitty ghost.

Hey!

With a fucking hot Asian!

Ugh.

I thought you people were my friends. I hope you all die! [Pigeon walks out of the house]

Okay. Well, that went well.

[on the Mystery Mobile] P.S. [craps on the windshield of the Mystery Mobile]