Victoria quotes from Mike & Molly

Played by Katy Mixon · 3 quotes

Played by Katy Mixon

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Mike & Molly: in 3 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Molly (2)

Lines by Victoria 1

Victoria

[High after smoking a joint] Has it been a long time since I've talked?

Look, I have no interest in pouring hot wax on my lady business and ripping all the hair out.

Victoria

Eighteen months, four days, five hours, sweetie. I can have that wax heated up lickity split.

And then he can get at it lickity split.

All right, maybe a little off the sides. But we should probably have a safe word.

Well, I always just scream 'Ouch, my hoo ha!'

[talking to Vince, Joyce and Victoria] Somebody has to go out there and talk to Mike's mom.

Victoria

I'll do it.

[slight pause] Weird thing is, you were my first choice.