Grandma[Admonishing Carl] You're going to apologize because it's the Christian thing to do. And if you don't, I'm gonna part your behind like it's the Red Sea and my foot is Moses.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Played by Cleo King
Mike & Molly · 20 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Mike & Molly: in 3 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike (2)
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I'm alright, Nana. How are you?
GrandmaOh, I'm right with my savior and tight with my bookie!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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She was showing off and speaking in different languages.
GrandmaYou mean in tongues like the Pentecostals?
No, like French and German and Shakespeare.
GrandmaOh good, 'cuz I've been to a tent revival and that mess will put you off Jesus!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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