[Rito has been transformed into a football.]
They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.
S3Fourth Down and Long
It's a beautiful day for annihilation!
Zordon, this is Rocky! I'm under attack at the high school football field!
I read you, Rocky. I'll have Alpha contact the other Rangers and send them to join you immediately.
Zordon? Ha! He's the worst coach of the universe!
Ninjor, the other Rangers have been turned into footballs! We have to rescue them!
Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
It's fifth and down for you, buddy!
No, no, that's fourth and long.
Uh... yeah, what he said!
Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
[Rocky and Ninjor grasp hands victoriously.]
Way to go!
Slam dunk!
Listen up, you overpuffed piece of polystyrene! You're rushing days are over! I'm gonna stop you cold!
Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!
I told you it wouldn't work!
RRita
Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
RRita
That's right!
[Finster shrinks back.]
ZRLord Zedd, Rita
It was your fault!
[Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
RRita
You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
Red Ranger, to assist you in this most difficult situation, it is imperative to summon Ninjor.
[Ninjor appears, surprising Rocky]
Did someone say "Ninjor"?!
Ninjor! The other Rangers have been turned into footballs. We have to rescue them!
Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
[2 energy devices appear]
These devices reverse the energy fields.
Shouldn't we get going?
Back to action!
[after four of the footballs have returned to normal]
Well, they may be gone, but you're here, and there's still time on the clock for me to execute one of my favorite plays!
[he punts his ball toward Ninjor, who catches it in his energy device]
Two points!
Hey, fellas! You're not playin' fair! Gimme my ball back!
As you wish!
[he tosses Centiback's ball towards the five remaining footballs, reverting them back into the Power Rangers]
WRWhite Ranger
Aw, man. That's one experience I won't soon forget. Well, I'm all here. Everybody okay?
BRBlack Ranger
Yeah, I think so.
SSaba
I'm fine, too.
WRWhite Ranger
Great, Saba.
Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
[Ninjor and the Red Ranger high-five]
RRRed Ranger
Way to go!
Slam dunk!
S3Final Face-Off
RRita
"Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!
Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
RRita
How do you know?!
You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!
RRita
Take Baboo and Squatt to that museum! Bring me the urn with the Face Stealer in it!
Yes, sir - ma'am!
What's the matter?
Last time I checked, Squatt and Baboo weren't interested in ancient cultures.
[Rito has just returned to the Palace.]
Just once, I wish she'd have dinner ready when I get home...
I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after five thousand years.
You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from!
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