Watch this. You're about to witness the art of a prank call. [dials phone]
[phone rings] Hello?
[in a high pitched voice] I'm a little old lady and I'd like to come over!
Uhhh, I'ms ins a stupid meetings, buts uh...maybe you cans come over laters. Who is this?
We can order pizza!
Oh I loves pizza! How did you gets my number?
Hello? Some nice old lady just hungs up on me! Oh I hope she's okay!
One moment, Toki. Hello, this ams Skwisgaar Skwigelf-uh speakings.
[different voice] This is a divorced overweight, African-American lady. Can I come over?
Maybe I cans squeeze you ins?
[holding the record] Guys do you think the red in this album cover is too pink?! This looks like fucking soup! It looks like pink tomato soup! Can we send it back and ask them to make it more blood red?
Nathan, I'm sorry but the albums have already shipped!
Told you so.
It's too late.
Huh, dats ams weirds...uh...
Oh what happened?
Dis lady calls me and says she's horny and thens shes HANGS UPS ON ME! ... I hope she ams okay...
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