All right guys, uh, we just got some test results back from the lab and, uh, Pickles you're not dying.
[drunk and high] Oohh, I'm nat dyiiing?
There's something wrong with your urine, what happened?
Ohh! I switched my pee with Murderface!
That's not my pee, I switched with Skwisgaar.
Well it's not me, I switched mines with Nathan's.
Well it's not me, I switched mine with Toki.
I switched my pee with my cat's pee and he's right- [the cat is dead] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, HE'S DEAD! OH NOOOO! That cat was the bestest friends I ever hads! [faints]
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