Gentlemen. You've been receiving death threats from some of your fans.
So they're gonna die?
No, Pickles, they're threatening to kill you.
That... that's a different thing!
Yes. Before the show, we should do a couple of safety briefings, I've outlined a very specific -
Right, well, anything else?
Any new ideas for the Dethmerch? I remember you all complaining that you were sick of -
Oh. Ja. Guys. Ares you ready? Dis is it.
Here's the new merch!
Dis is... times travels face bag.
Time... travel... face bag, am I saying that right? Looks like you have uh, some plastic bags. What are you doing?
[voice muffled through the bag] We're traveling through time.
Yeah, you put the face bag on and travel through time!
[removes the bag] Dear God! You, boy in the street! What day is it?
It is Wed - It's Friday! It's Friday!
I must have traveled through time itself!
We've uh, figured out how to travel through time at the speed of... regular time, with plastic bags.
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