Aww, it must be 200 degrees. Fuck this shit, I'm taking off my fucking shirt off.
Wha - where are we?
MPMashed Potato Johnson
We in the south! The birth place of the blues.
Well it's too fucking hot! And I'm taking my shirt off!
My GOD, I have let myself go...
You have put on a few pounds lately -
You're, ah, not supposed to agree with me! Dick brain!
What are we even doing in this horrible microwave? I don't even care nothings about this blouse!
The blues.
Yeah. But all I cares about is dark and brutal!
You wanna know dark and brutal? Come with me.
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