Hey, ah, this is John Twinkletits, ah. Remember me? I was in the Amazlingtons with you. Just want to let you that I'm in another band and we're called Dethklok. No big whoop. No big whoop. Just give me a call back whenever you can, but then again you probably can't BECAUSE I KILLED YOU.
I'm telling you he's crazy.
How could you say something like that? He's a genius.
Alright, this is getting completely out of control. Twinkletits thinks he's in our band. I think we gotta fire 'em.
Wait, we can do that?
Yeah. I just found out we can fire anybody we employ.
Can we's fires ourselves?
Yeah, no, I... I found that out too.
Can we give ourselves a raise?
Yeah, I mean I think so. Don't quote me on that, but I think we can.
Oh, dude, then I, you know I give myself a raise right now.
Ja, I give me a raise too.
I give myself a solid gold telephone.
I give myself a bunch of boats. Wit' a bunch of... Vietnamese people on 'em... on fire.
Dudes. I just thought about something. If we fire Twinkletits, then we ain't gonna see no more banana stickers.
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