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S2 E4

Men in Black: The Series · Season 2, Episode 4

Frank, J and others in “The Dog Eat Dog Syndrome”

Frank

Drekk? Uh... Never heard of him. You're barking up the wrong tree.

J

Funny. Thought you guys were tight.

K

Cell mates? Zartakla prison?

Frank

Look. All I know is what everybody knows. Guy's a certified psycho. The whole time we shared a cell together, all he could talk about was getting even with everyone who ever crossed him since the first grade.

(scene cuts to a flashback of Drekk and Frank sharing a jail cell)

Drekk

And the judge who put me away. Know what I'm gonna do when I get my hands on him?

Frank

(reading a magazine) Surprise me.

Drekk

I'm gonna boil him alive. Real slow. And the guy who cut in front of me in the mess hall. Know what I'm gonna do to him?

Frank

Give him a wedgie?

Drekk

No. I'm gonna boil him alive. Real slow. (Grabs Frank by the throat, knocking the magazine out of his paws) Just like I would boil you, Frank! If you EVER CROSS ME!!

(flashback ends and we cut back to modern day)

Frank

Uh... I don't know nothin' about Drekk.

K

Nothing?

Frank

Well, maybe one thing. He picks.

K

Locks?

J

Pockets?

Frank

His feet. It's disgusting! All day, all night. Talk about revenge, pick his feet. Pick his feet, talk about revenge. Drove me nuts!

J

You're so chic? You scratch yourself in public!

Frank

Hello!? I'm in a dog suit! It's part of the act! I'm a real sophisticate under this mangy skin, you know.

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