Men Behaving Badly · Season 4, Episode 6
What about contact lenses?
Ooh, no, no. I couldn't have something up against me eye. You know, right there, staring at me.
I would imagine it's no more uncomfortable than wearing a condom, say.
How d'you wear a condom on your eye?
[talking about pain thresholds]
I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour.
How did that happen?
Give me the trousers, Dorothy!
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