KKlaar
Why are you interfering with my facility?
I was just looking for directions! See what happens when you ask for directions?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Okay chump, anything else you wanna throw at me?
KKlaar
Just one thing. [summons a giant satellite dish]
[scoffs] What's he gonna do? Make us watch some bad TV?
[Robot prisoners are coming to attack Megas]
C'mon, Coop! What're you waiting for?! Tear 'em apart!
I can't! They're not the bad guys.
So? That's never stopped you before! Smash 'em before they smash ME!
Alright, you brainwashing alien creep! You try to grind us up, you enslaved a bunch of innocent robots and now you're making me late for spicy ham nuggets?! I got one word for you, pal! "Game-over"!
KJKiva and Jamie
Two words.
Whatever!
[Megas' targeting computer begins zeroing in on multiple areas. Soon Skalgar's mech is targeted in just about every place conceivable]
Uh, Coop? Overkill?
Yeah! Do more!
Okay, you galactic bad-guy-wannabe! You smash up my drive-in, stole my one-of-a-kind universal controller and made me miss "Revenge of the Amoeba People".
And the final episode of "Cheerleader Wars".
Hey, Schoolgirl, bet you can't hit us!
SSkalgar
Skalgar! Skalgar! Stop mocking me!
[Seeing a destroyed Jersey City after activating the Trans-D Drive] No. No! You maniacs! You blew it up! You blew it all to- Wait, hope I didn't do this.
How is it possible that a remedial lifeform like you, could have stopped ME time and again? [Flashback to Coop beating aliens in various video games]
What can I say? Whooping alien freaks is a skill.
I demand to know who's in charge here!
AJAlternate Jamie
THAT would me. And I don't think YOU'RE in a position to demand anything.
Hey you got the wrong idea! See I was kicking his butt and then we ended up in this warp thing and-
AJAlternate Jamie
-Don't insult my intelligence! Since our war started, we've been trying to capture you.
War? Us? [Flashback to Coop and Jamie competing in various activities with Coop winning every time] Come on man! We were just messing around. I'll let you win next time.
Even in victory, you humans are pathetic.
[Laughs] And getting locked up in your own ship ain't pathetic?
We'll need some kind of diversion.
Right, diversion. Urm? [accidentally presses a button on the wall setting off an alarm]
No! [A laser beam shoots skyward and Coop punches the alarm a few times which makes it stop]
Uh...[Laughs nervously] I'm sure no one heard that. [The guard point their guns at Coop and Gorrath] Yep. Yep they heard it.
[angrily] Have I told you how much I hate you?
AJAlternate Jamie
I'm impressed. Allowing yourself to get caught, just so you can activate a homing beacon for them to find our base. Very clever.
Clever?!
MDMegas' Dashboard
Park - Neutral - Reverse - Drive - Save Jamie
Alright, squid. You tried to wreck the city again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is an even bigger creep than usual AND you got me locked up in a jail cell with no food?! It's time to rumble!
Are you talking to me? I'm on your side now, remember?!
Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.
No one trashes Jersey City! Err... but me.
ECEvil Coop
You should be dead! I'm gonna sweep you aside like a fat ball of dust!
[scoffs] You and what army?
No doubt, that one. [points at army of drones behind Evil Coop]
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