TV show quotes
[To a food-replicator] Vampire cheerleader. [Machine buzzes] Regular cheerleader? [Machine buzzes again]. Hey, this thing's busted!
[later]
[To the same food-replicator] ...Solid gold. [Machine buzzes again] Goth Chicks?! [Machine buzzes again] ...A doughnut? [machine dings then makes one appear]
[Oil level] None - Good Enough - Plenty - More Than Enough - No, Really I'm Fine - PLEASE STOP
That Cool Giant Energy Sword Thing
Exactly the same button Coop just used like five minutes ago
Sweet Kiva, I give you one last chance. Stay with me, and forget about these fools.
Alright you-
-Arrogant, overblown thief! You tried to break up our team, you almost killed Coop and Jamie, and you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pickup lines!
Nice.
Cheesy?
Get him, Coop!
[Coop drives Megas at ramming speed towards the Saving Grace]
Kiva! Duck and cover!
He wouldn't!
You don't know Coop.
[seeing Jamie with Ally] Yo, man, that Jamie?
Nah, that guy's with a girl.
ROCK ON! [Performs a body slam on the Glorft below]
Alright, you octopus-faced losers. You crash my concert, stop me from getting fake cheese nachos AND try wipin' out this poor chick who ain't done nothing to you, just so you can make Kiva not been born and...me not get...my robot...Uh? Wait, explain it to me again? It's er-Ah forget it!
Why have you done this?
Done what? [camera cuts to the broken robot that suddenly explodes]
Destroy our guardian!
Uh, he was like that when we got here.
Jamie, they saw us do it.
Hail to our new guardian! We are saved! [Megas destroys a building]
Sorry!
We are doomed...
Big Red Button of Irony
Well, it seems this new guardian is nothing of the sort. He's done more damage than we have! [laughs]
Listen up, you dorky-sounding, ice-grubbing robotic chump! You dinged my chrome, made me break my window AND snapped my favorite key! [Ator clears his throat] Oh, yeah. You also tried to cut up the Planet of the Space Bigfoots. You wanna eat some ice? Glad to oblige!
[screams] Ah? Wait, I'm okay?
Yeah, what's goin' on?
This device must only affect a robot with an artificial intelligence operating construct.
Ha ha! Ya hear that!? You can't do nothin' to us, 'cause we don't have intelligence!
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