Kiva quotes from Megas XLR

Those, are the Fabio Brothers!

Kiva

Let me guess, from the "Fabio Brothers" show?

No, from the video game.

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Kiva

How did they end up getting captured?

TTargon

Zarek caught us by surprise.

Surprise? But I thought my training left the S-Force tougher than a microwaved steak.

TTargon

Training? It was your very training that left them in such a weakened state!

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Let's see how this guy likes Super Destructor Mode!

MDMegas' Dashboard

You heard him kids! Super Destructor Mode!

[Megas is soon littered with hundreds of missile launchers]

Kiva

Um, were you going to tell me you installed this?

ZZarek

I bring you a gift. A quick and painful end to your miserable lives. [laughs]

And here's a gift for you ya pointy-eared chump. [Hundreds of missiles are fired towards Zarek] In fact, here's a whole bunch of gifts! 'Cause I'm such a nice guy.

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[Super Destructor Mode's missiles go off target and hit the The S-Force seemingly destroying them]

Kiva

Coop!

TTargon

S-Force!

Duchess?

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Okay, you cape-wearing space freak! You interrupted my quality beachtime, locked up a planet-load of people and you made me nearly destroy the S-Force!

Kiva

Again.

Now it's time to party, tag-team style. Let's do it, S-Force!

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WCaptain Warlock

Sweet Kiva, I give you one last chance. Stay with me, and forget about these fools.

Alright you-

Kiva

-Arrogant, overblown thief! You tried to break up our team, you almost killed Coop and Jamie, and you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pickup lines!

Nice.

WCaptain Warlock

Cheesy?

Kiva

Get him, Coop!

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[Coop drives Megas at ramming speed towards the Saving Grace]

Kiva! Duck and cover!

WCaptain Warlock

He wouldn't!

Kiva

You don't know Coop.

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AAtor

Why have you done this?

Done what? [camera cuts to the broken robot that suddenly explodes]

AAtor

Destroy our guardian!

Uh, he was like that when we got here.

Kiva

Jamie, they saw us do it.

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[screams] Ah? Wait, I'm okay?

Yeah, what's goin' on?

Kiva

This device must only affect a robot with an artificial intelligence operating construct.

Ha ha! Ya hear that!? You can't do nothin' to us, 'cause we don't have intelligence!

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Alright, you brainwashing alien creep! You try to grind us up, you enslaved a bunch of innocent robots and now you're making me late for spicy ham nuggets?! I got one word for you, pal! "Game-over"!

KJKiva and Jamie

Two words.

Whatever!

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[Megas' targeting computer begins zeroing in on multiple areas. Soon Skalgar's mech is targeted in just about every place conceivable]

Kiva

Uh, Coop? Overkill?

Yeah! Do more!