McGee and Me! Season 1 quotes

Break a leg, guys.

What?

It's like "good luck".

It's like, a possibility, in this show.

If Renee's, Philip's, and my dad have all coked up some big surprise trip for us all, it's gotta be pretty spectacular. Right?

You mean like that tulip festival we went to in Michigan!

Where's the dip? [sees Nick] Oh, there you are!

[laughing] Just kidding. I've only got a few more hours to tease you before you go. [Grabs a potato chip, and walks off.]

[to himself] And I thought she only loved me for my potato chips.

My dad's too excited. We must be going to a dentist convention.

Hey, Dad, um... When are ya gonna tell us where we're goin'?

Soon... but I'll give ya a hint. [opens his Bible and begins to read] "God fills me with strength and protects me wherever I go. He gives me the sure footedness of a mountain goat upon the crag".

We're going to the zoo?

Philip, what are you doing?

Struggling with my fear!

What fear?

My fear of being crushed under all this stuff!

Believe it or not, climbing's fun, Nick. It can give you a great sense of accomplishment, it's challenging, you make great friends.

So far, you could say the exact same thing about baseball.

Bears don't like water, do they?

Not unless they're into water skiing.

Mmm! The next time ya hit the Giant, bag the macaroni! We're takin' chocolate chipsters!

Naw. I don't think I'll be facing the Giant again, McGee.

What? You ready for Everest?

That's because Rex Rogers, who happens to be the coolest guy at Eastfield Jr. High, is gonna show me what's cool.

[reading from Nick's open Bible] "Men judge by the outward appearance." Cool!

What? Let me see that! "Men judge by the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at a man's thoughts and intentions". That rooster missed the whole point!

Doodles? Very uncool, Nick.

Whoa. Totally non-geeky!

[to Nick's suggestion of studying for an upcoming history test] Hey, bag the books, dude. What's to study? Christopher Columbus checked this place out. Now we're here.

[returning from tennis match] I don't know why they call it "love" when you don't score any points. It's more like, total humiliation!