McGee and Me! Season 1 quotes

[in voiceover] Personally, I'd like to lock old Rexie in a little room and throw away the room.

That's only a plain white T-shirt. Commonly known as... underwear.

McGee, this is the only cool shirt I have!

What about the other one that says, "Cartoons are our friends"?

Get real, McGee. It might as well say, "I'm a geek and proud of it".

Come Monday, every kid in school is going to be laughing at me and saying, "There goes Nick, son of the oldest living... teeny boppers."

Did you hear that? Secret code! They look like Soviet agents to me.

There are no more Soviet agents.

Oh don't tell me you buy that whole "collapse of the Soviet Union" thing! Pure propaganda!

You know back home, one push of the finger produces a long, steady, forceful ring, and when I'm finished, yours will do the same.

Michael, I know this has been on David's "fix-it" list for a while, and I thank you very much for, repairing it and everything...

Oh please, my pleasure, and maybe next time when guest come, they won't have to go to back door and scare family.

[reading the inscription on the pencil cup Elia gave him] "to Nick, my best American friend. -Elia" Car-Carpaethia! He made this out of his model ship.

[holding the model plane Nick gave him] Oh Nick, I cannot accept this.

Please, I want you to have it. It's just my way of saying, "I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused".

Nick, it's okay. If you would have came to visit me during the World Cup, I would have thought you were dweeb-o-matic, too.

I get sick for a few days, and look what happens: my family opens a restaurant. I gotta get well, fast.

[After falling into the gravy boat] It's like I always say: "Into every bowl of gravy, a little turkey must fall".