Guys… I don't think I can do it. I actually like Cynthia.
What?
Before she was just some abstract obstacle, but now I know the victim.
Ah, like most murderers.
[clinking her glass to get everyone's attention] Hey, everyone! Uh, Dylan and I wanted to thank you all so much for coming to our rehearsal dinner. Please enjoy the open bar, because my dad's paying.
[laughs] Okay, but just two drinks each.
Hey, I'm his only child! Go crazy!
Oh, gosh. She is delightful.
Exactly! I can't steal her fiancé. I don't care how luscious his bone is.
[looking at a stack of cupcakes on the table] Speaking of luscious, nobody'll notice if I just take a little… [eats a piece of frosting]
Mmm, naughty, naughty.
[yelps in surprise] Yeah, you caught me. I'm disgusting!
No. No, you are not. You are a scamp.
Is scamp good?
Hell, yeah! You follow your own rules. And I gotta say you look damn fine doing it. [gives her the drawing] See what I mean?
Wow! This is what I look like to you?
Well, I did have to tone it down a little. I mean, there are children around.
[gazing at the drawing] Whoa! I think my nuts just dropped.
David! Don't look at that filth! [sensually] That's for mommy's eyes only.
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