Hey. Who am I? [imitating Arnold] "It's not fun if you don't try it, Josh!"
[also imitating Arnold] "I'm gonna hit this pinecone right in your pussy!"
"Awesome-sauce!" [bleats]
This is fun. Yeah…
It's so fun. I wish I could find this, you know, but with a girl.
Yes, me too, but with a girl who likes boys because I'm… I'm a boy.
Wait, I just had an amazing idea. And it's not just 'cause I'm high. I mean, it might be, but it's good.
Okay?
What if… what we have right here is exactly…
…what we've been looking for…
All along!
Yes! We don't need some idealized concept of romance. We can be gaga for each other.
Yes, like a platonic couple!
Friends with emotional benefits!
Penelope, you are a genius.
No, we are a genius, baby.
[entering the house; dejected] Hey, guys.
Fawn, Fawn, Fawn! We figured it out! We don't need to date other animals, because we are a platonic couple. [he and Penelope hug together]
Isn't that just friendship?
Hey, don't diminish our bond when you're the one dating the "bro-goat" from hell.
Ugh, I know. I have to dump Arnold, right?
Oh, yeah. He's awful.
He kinda makes me think less of you.
He's a cunt.
[Ray and Addy appear]
Hi, guys! This is Addy.
Hi, Addy.
To me, she is my girlfriend. Together, we more than like each other. Now you may clap.
[chuckles] Thank you, Ray. That was quite an introduction.
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