Honestly, I would kill for a lull.
Really?
Yeah, I've been seeing this bunny, McKayleigh.
Ridiculous name.
And I really like her. But she's insatiable.
Well, she is a bunny.
Okay, but by the fifth or sixth time, Lil' Raymond Valentine isn't, you know, at full salute. I can't keep up!
But sex is like your whole thing.
Exactly. It's my whole identity! It's who I am! Without it, I'm just gorgeous in the face.
[showing up; dejectedly] Hey, guys.
What's the matter with you?
Ugh, I haven't slept. My parents were up all night making rumble tumble.
Wow.
Good for them!
No, not good for them! Bad for them! And bad for Joshie!
I can't believe your dad's still getting it up at his age. Go, Robert.
He's probably taking horny goat weed.
You think?
Yeah. A lot of older guys do. And I'm sure my dad does because he's been bragging about his "stamina."
Ugh, the wrong parent died.
Thank you. You know, Ray, maybe you should try some horny goat weed for your little problem.
[spitting out his drink] What?! Excuse you! I don't need pills. I'm young. I'm in my prime.
[magically appearing; menacingly] You will die!
What's that now?
I am Celeste the Psychic. Heed my warning, trash cat. You will die before this week is through. Unless…
Unless what?
Unless you pay me to read your cards.
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