Ugh. Yep, I can see it.
What?
Hibernation's gonna be here again. And I'll have to sleep all by myself, spooning a rock.
Buddy, Joshie, you know what you gotta do?
Meet a rock?
No! You gotta get back on the horse!
Mmm! You know, I've always wanted to date a horse.
No, dumb-dumb, I meant you gotta get back to dating, pronto.
But how would I even meet somebody? It seems impossible.
Oh, yeah, it is.
It's a nightmare.
Ugh.
The dating sites, they're a shitshow filled with the detritus of society.
I thought it was "de-tritus."
Fun fact, it can actually be pronounced either way.
Not this fucking owl again. [shoves him aside]
Yeah, you're not a part of the group.
[dances on the table] Sure I am!
Oh, my God, get lost!
Yeah, we are not friends!
We will be! [flies away]
Jesus!
This fucking guy!
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