Cassie, Fawn and others in “Unfinished Business”

All due respect, Cassie, you seem… fine.

CCassie

Aw, thank you.

But what the hell do you see in my dusty old dad?

CCassie

Honestly, I love dating older stags.

Really?

Why?

Yeah, why?

CCassie

'Cause younger males suck!

Hey!

CCassie

They can't pay for dinner, and they're not even remotely dependable, or like, emotionally evolved. They're pathetic. [walks off]

Josh

Oh, God. Is that why Olivia left me?

Of course not.

Almost certainly. I mean, you guys do suck.

Excuse you!

[referring to Josh] He's a whimpering mess, [then to Ray] and you have some major mommy issues.

What are you talking about? I have the best and prettiest mommy in the world!

She tried to eat you.

That's what raccoons do!

Eh, still.

Hey, my mother is a saint! She brought me into this world, and she has every right to take me out of it!

Okay!

[Later that night… at The Watering Hole bar]

[proposing a toast] To my father and Cassie, may they both get rabies.

Hey, I know you're hurting right now, Fawn, but that's not so funny. I've actually lost a lot of friends to rabies.

Oh, no. I'm sorry.