Colonel Sam Flagg, Radar and others in “The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan”

All right, pipsqueak, how'd you know it was me?

Radar

Well, sir, you don't look anything like yourself. And since you're a master of disguises, I figure only you could look that much not like you.

I'll buy that. But if you cross me, you could get a "Number Eight."

Radar

(nervously) What's that?

Have you ever heard of the Malaysian chest-implosion torture?

Radar

No.

Good. Because there's no such thing. Yet.