[referring to Henry, after Frank and Margaret have asked to see him] I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now.
“Tuttle” · Season 1
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Radar O'Reilly (2), Trapper John McIntyre (2)
[while Hawkeye is working on Tuttle's profile] You should write fiction.
You should read my file.
[Following Tuttle's eulogy]
Great work. There wasn't a dry eye in the whole camp.
Tuttle always brought out the best in me.
Hey, I just got one question. Where'd you guys get the dog-tags and the parachute?
Oh, that was Major Murdock.
Who?
Who's Major Murdock?
You know. Tall, skinny fella. Tuttle's replacement.
[realizing] Oh, yeah! I had breakfast with him this morning.
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