Mae Olinski quotes from Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Mae Olinski

Let me tell you about guilt. It's like crime, it doesn't pay.

Mae Olinski

Charlie, you can stop by the payroll office. I put your check through for your overtime.

Charlie Haggers

[yelps in delight and hugs Mae] Oh, that does it! That puts me over the top, and on chunky tuna day, too! There are some days where everything goes right. It's like my daddy said, it's better to be born lucky than good lookin'.

Mae Olinski

And you were born both.

Tom Hartman

I want to tell you something, too.

Mae Olinski

Yeah?

Tom Hartman

You know I'm married?

Mae Olinski

To your wife, right?

Tom Hartman

To my wife. Does it make a difference?

Mae Olinski

Sure, it makes a difference. But like they say, nobody's perfect.