Bud and Al in “Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers”

Dad, I won a contest! I get to fly to the District of Columbia where I will go to the White House and meet the President of the United States!

My boy going to meet the President! What a concept. Son, bring me back some of that presidential toilet paper. I bet that stuff is the best. Oh, and you know that woman he is always with...what's her name, Mrs. President? She seems like a nice lady. Get her to make a home-cooked meal for you to take back for me.

Uh, sure Dad. I will remember. All I need is $100 to cover taxes and travel expenses.

$100?! Why for that kind of money we could get the President to come here!