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Married... with Children · Season 5, Episode 18

Bud in “Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers”

Bud BundyDavid Faustino

You can't win. You're ineligible since your microbrained daughter is now a Weenie Tot employee. We're gonna be poor for the rest of our lives! Bite on that weenie!

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