Oh, I had the most horrible dream. I dreamt I was Dorothy on The Wizard of Oz. Peggy, you were The Good Witch. Al, you were looking for a brain. And Steve...(suggestively): you were Don Johnson naked. Then a train went through a tunnel...and our house was gone! (sighs): I'm feeling much better now. (to Peggy): Did you remember to let the plumber in?
(Pegs looks at Marcy sympathetically. Fade into later. Marcy is tying on a red silk robe)
Well, Peggy gave me this tacky peignoir. (to Steve): Did Al give you something to sleep in?
(A miserable Steve walks out with a blue T-shirt that reads: I'M MARRIED; SHOOT ME)
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