I hate men. They're stupid, ignorant animals with stupid ignorant hobbies. And they hated me. But I didn't need them. I had Barbie.
Peg (nostalgic): And I had a very special bathtub toy. (beat): Who's Barbie?
Who's Barbie? America's favorite teenage fashion model, that's who.
Oh, you mean a Barbie doll. Yeah, I had one of those. I gave one to my boyfriend Keith as a symbol of our love. He was gay as a debutante, you know.
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