Peg, I don't wanna go to our high school reunion. Can't we just forget the good times and get on with our lives?
Okay Al, let's go over this one more time. What do you work as?
Garbageman.
How often do we do we make love?
Five times a year.
It's five times a week, Al.
Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.
I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?
None.
CConnie
Peggy. Peggy Wanker, don't bother to thank her.
Connie. Connie Bender, bring a friend, it won't offend her.
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