Peg
Okay Al, let's go over this one more time. What do you work as?
Al
Garbageman.
Peg
How often do we do we make love?
Al
Five times a year.
Peg
It's five times a week, Al.
Al
Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.
Peg
I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?
Al
None.
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