Oh honey, that again. Come here a second, will ya? Let me tell you something. Now just 'cause I don't go to bed with you doesn't mean I don't love ya. I mean, let's face it, even if you were beautiful -- like that girl on TV -- I'd still ignore ya. 'Cause you're my wife!
“Thinnergy” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Steve Rhoades (1), Peggy Bundy (1)
Your wife gave my wife a book, now my life is hell.
Ah... Thinnergy.
Yeah, that's the one. Does Marcy hate me that much?
Well yes, Al, she does.
(Al and Peggy are watching TV)
Al, don't you think those girls are a little skinny? Shouldn't a woman have some meat on her bones? You have to have something to grab onto.
I don't know, Peg. A lot of guys have been grabbing that one, and nobody's missed yet.
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