Local girls?! There are local girls inside the perimeter?! Have they killed anyone?[...] Do you have any idea what you've done?! Marlin Academy cannot exist without the support, the goodwill and co-operation of the local community! The Police Chief and the Mayor both sit on our Board of Governers, the Fire Chief is a regent...and right now, their psychotic offspring are in there tearing up the floorboards! It won't be long before they're in the air ducts...!
What are we gonna do, sir?
We are going to do what any self-respecting member of society does in a situation like this: we're going to keep it quiet.
But they're destroying the school.
Let's hope that's all they do, cadet. I'm afraid this is like an oil fire -- we have to let it burn itself out.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. One of them started an oil fire.
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