[at the computer] I can't wait until everyone at school finds out you got the kissing disease from mom, which will happen right about... [clicks a button on the computer's mouse] now.
I didn't kiss her; you saw it.
What I saw was you and Mom making out on the couch. Dewey?
It was disgusting.
[frustrated] She licked her finger and touched my face!
Spare us the perv details.
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