You were right, Malcolm. She wants me bad. This is a disaster.
Why? You've got a girl that's crazy about you.
She's my buddy. The best friend I've ever had, but in a roll-around-on-the-floor-and-make-her-smell-my-armpit kind of way.
Everyone has their own kind of foreplay. The important thing now is how you feel about her.
It's hard to say. Now, when I think about her, I get all nervous in my stomach. Like my bowels could cut loose at any moment.
That's love, dude.
Wow. You'd think somebody would put that in a song.
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