Abby and Lois in “Army Buddy”

I have to confess, I'm a great admirer of yours, ma'am.

Lois

Me?

Yes, ma'am. Reese told me so many amazing stories about you. Is it true you once made him cut the front lawn with a pair of manicure scissors?

Lois

I can't take all the credit for that. After all, he was the one who didn't refill the ice cube tray.