[After Lois has a nightmare of a 40 year old Reese as an unaccomplished bum tormenting an elderly Hal and her, she storms into Reese's bedroom]
Reese! You may think you're pulling some kind of scam but I'm onto you! You are getting a job starting tomorrow! And keep your dirty mitts off your father's toupee! [cut to Reese talking to Malcolm at the breakfast table the next morning]
I had the weirdest dream last night. This crazy witch with snakes for hair was screaming at me. It was like she was gonna kill me, but for some reason, it was really important to her that I get a job.
Did she have bugged-out, crazy eyes?
Yeah!
She shows up in a lot of my dreams.
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