[Dewey holds up a jar of honey]
Is that a bee?
That is how you know it's fresh. You won't find any bees in your store-bought honey, I'll tell you that much.
Where did this come from?
Spoils of war, Dewey. You know that beehive in the tool shed I've been battling for months? Victory is mine.
You did it yourself? [Hal nods]
How'd you know how to do that?
It's instinctual. You see, human beings were born with everything they need to destroy bees. Except the poison. You have to buy that.
I feel kind of sorry for the bees, though.
It's survival of the fittest, Dewey. If they had won, they'd be spreading us on toast right now.
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