Malcolm, in school we learned the coolest thing: there were these people that did this broadcast to convince everyone that aliens were landing. So what we do is wait for Reese to fall asleep, then we flash some lights outside his window then we go to the TV, but we'll have already made a tape...
Dewey, you're totally over-thinking this. Reese, aliens landed down the street!
[Runs in wearing a helmet and carrying a bat] Every man for himself! [runs out]
Oh.
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