Hal, Malcolm and others in “Water Park”

Hal

[bursts into the room] Who wants to make five bucks?

Malcolm

How?

Hal

I need someone to take the fall.

Lois

[from downstairs] Oh, my God...

Malcolm

What did you do?

Hal

I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Lois

Oh, my God!

Malcolm

Make it ten.

Hal

Done.

Lois

Oh, my God!

Hal

[whispers] You're a good son. [drags Malcolm out by his collar] I got him, honey! I got him, don't worry!