Want some punch?
KKid
If I say 'yes', you're just gonna hit me.
I'm gonna hit you anyway, but it's funnier when you say 'yes'.
“Stupid Girl” · Season 4
In this episode: Malcolm (2), Reese (1), Stevie Kenarban (1)
What'd you get... for problem... 17?
I drew a tank.
What's wrong... with you? For two days... you've been acting... like an idiot.
No for two days, I've been like someone who's happy and relaxed.
You're turning... into Reese.
[Reese whispers behind Malcolm's locker, Malcolm listens.]
I think it'd be cool if they took the $1 bill and changed it to the $1,000,000 bill. That way, nobody would be poor, and we'd all be millionaires.
AAlison
Yeah, that's such a cool idea; I want to help poor people too!
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