Magnum, P.I. quotes
175 total quotesTyler: Got anything to drink?
Higgins: Certainly not. And I demand an explanation.
Tyler: Okay, General, just don't slug me, too.
Rick: Go ahead, Higgins, belt him if you want.
Higgins: Certainly not. And I demand an explanation.
Tyler: Okay, General, just don't slug me, too.
Rick: Go ahead, Higgins, belt him if you want.
[Magnum is planning to go undercover in prison]
Jack Damon: I don't understand you, you think you're going to a summer camp?
Magnum: I think I got it in the right perspective, it's just a farm � I'm gonna do a little manual labor, and watch a lot of TV.
Higgins: Well at least you have experience in one of the two. [pauses] Be careful.
Season 6
Jack Damon: I don't understand you, you think you're going to a summer camp?
Magnum: I think I got it in the right perspective, it's just a farm � I'm gonna do a little manual labor, and watch a lot of TV.
Higgins: Well at least you have experience in one of the two. [pauses] Be careful.
Season 6
[T.C. and Rick are roped in to pad out the numbers of Magnum's class on how to be private investigator]
T.C.: I've heard that some private investigators don't even do any of that bone-numbing research and that they actually con other people to do it for them.
Rick: Yes, I've heard that also, but surely that can't be true.
T.C.: I've heard that some private investigators don't even do any of that bone-numbing research and that they actually con other people to do it for them.
Rick: Yes, I've heard that also, but surely that can't be true.
[T.C. is brewing chili in Magnum's kitchen]
Higgins: My God, what is that odor?
T.C.: Higgie-baby, you're talking about my Aunt Rola's original, Creole flaming, bayou blasting chilli. Wanna try a little taste?
Higgins: Not without a paramedic in attendance.
Higgins: My God, what is that odor?
T.C.: Higgie-baby, you're talking about my Aunt Rola's original, Creole flaming, bayou blasting chilli. Wanna try a little taste?
Higgins: Not without a paramedic in attendance.