Mad Season 1 quotes

Spider-Man

Look out! It's Sandman! [stomps on a sand sculpture by mistake] Huh, guess that was just a sand sculpture. Nice job, kids.

Hood-ini the Hipster Magician, 'cause he doesn't get up before noon and he parties all night.

Hello, has it been done? It was a whole prison from The Simpsons Movie!

[chuckles] That'll teach him to steal a Simpsons' butt! [segment ends]

Arrowbics: If you're not completely satisfied, then I'm sorry I stranded you on an island.

It's not happening! [the Avengers all join in, segment closes]

Eight more seconds? Uh, okay...hey, you guys wanna hear Alfred's speech? So; Alfred, how do you feel to be in the sketch? [segment closes]

Sorry. I thought glass could put out fire.

[pulls over the Road Runner] Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Meep meep!

Yeah, that's not a number. [handcuffs the Road Runner] You're coming with me. [sees Wile E. Coyote on a rocket and stops him] Stop it! You can't eat him. He's in custody. Sheesh. Also, there's no way that rocket is street legal. [handcuffs Wile E. Coyote] You're coming with me, too.

Oh, no! My brother's been turned into a toad!

Well, I guess I could say he want to get into basketball; so, really; I guess, uh...no. Never mind. There's no good way to spend this. [segment closes]

I just call dibs on these fish flakes.