MPMovie Parody Announcer
The Hands Free Detective. He's kind of a jerk, really.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Dads, on top of things since 2004.
WWife
You're eating them backwards, you dummy.
HHorton
My name is Horton. Oh, and someone murdered a Who. [all people scream, mutes a man screaming with his trunk] That's better.
HHorton
[the floor collapses] You think it's too late to get on The Voice? [segment closes]
GGerald
[noticing the children fell asleep] Huh. One more zombie movie's not gonna hurt anybody.
HHost
[as the horse rides on a helicopter and crashes] Nope!
Man of Surreal. Wow, that was nuts!
IMIce Man
Oh, man, my computer froze! [other guy destroys with an ax] Uh, I meant I got one of those spinning color balls.
AMAx Man
Oh! Sorry.
MCMiranda Cosgrove
[as a host in the new show "Definitely Alive with Dice" to a dead contestant with flies surrounding it] Wow, and they said I was stoned. Seriously, though; is he okay?
WWerewolf
Wow! It's tough out there for a werewolf.
AAnnouncer
Halloweendex. It's the spray of the dead!
CCitizen
Zowie! Did you have an accident?
TMTree Man
Yes, I had an accident!
CCitizen
For goodness sake, change your pants!
MMike
Wonder what will happen if I press "End"?
PPeople
No!
AAnnouncer
Bad Idea #100: Juice boxing gloves.
[cues boxing match]
BBoxer
Hey, you got juice all over me!
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