SZSteven Zirnkilton
[voice only] In a criminal justice system, the people are protected by attorneys; the cartoon characters however, well...let's face it. We just like this title.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DDonkey
[holding a pad of paper] Hey, look; I drew the credits! [cues end credits on paper]
TTigger
Last Name is Whinetrop
OOwl
I think Pooh, is in my outhouse.
[Christopher Robin walks up to an outhouse]
CRChristopher Robin
I sure hope were talking about the same "Pooh (Poo)".
[singing] ♪ The gum made for you from dead Pikachus ♪
BFBig Fish
[swallowing a fisherman] Got to get up quickly early in the morning. [burps]
SSSister Snake
Yes-s-s-s! Triple word s-s-score!
BSBrother Snake
Oh, come on! "s-s-s" is not a word!
SSister
Okay, challenge me.
BSBrother Snake
[short pause] You know what, I can open books-s-s!
HGHenry Goodson
Oh hey dad, what do you think of my new haircut?
Meep Meep!
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!" Because when you hear what comes out of his mouth.
BBoy
Do you know what happened to dad's old sweater?
[Road Runner is eating a pile of birdseed]
HHenry
The green one? Ya I gave it to the salvation army.
Meep Meep!
AAnnouncer
Your about to hit the road running.
HHenry
Looks like we got the place all to ourselves. What do you want to do?
GGirl
I got two words for you.
Meep Meep!
[the girl screams & jumps up]
HHenry
Dad! Can you make this any worse!?
[anvil falls on Henry's head]
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!"
[Road Runner sticks his tongue out and runs off]
JJake
It's clobberin' time! [segment ends]
TTeacher
X plus Y equals... [hit by a spitball] Okay, who threw this?
TTeacher
The word of 18... [a Batarang hits him] Who threw this? [reveals to be Batman]
KKid
But I don't even own a Batarang!
TTeacher
A verb is an action... [gets zapped, disappears and reveals to be an alien]
KKid
I guess I'll walk myself to the principal's office.
VMVoiceover Man
And now for Gross and Beyond Gross. Drooling on your desk is gross! Putting it back where it came from is beyond gross. Having lots of earwax is gross. Having enough to make an earwax museum is beyond gross. Finding a fly in your soup is gross. Discovering that your soup is a Community Swimming Pool for Flies is beyond gross! This has been Gross and Beyond Gross.
VMVoiceover Man
MAD takes a look at what these movies were called in Japan. Tangled became "Ouch! You're on my hair!". Julie & Julia: "I'm young, you're old! Let's eat!" True Grit sinks into "Girls Seeks Man with iPad-tch". Despicable Me went by "Uncle Fester Gets a Job" and Unstoppable became "I can't stop the train...oh, wait; no. I stopped it."
BBlu
Great! My girlfriend's been kidnapped and I'm the only bird in Rio that can't fly!
AEAlfred E. Neuman
Wheee! [flies off]
BBlu
Make that the only thing in Rio that can't fly.
BBBig Bird
[a ring lands in his wing] Hey! A ring! [flies off]
KKermit
Aw, but I'm the green one.
[ring lands in front of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show]
MMordecai
A Green Lantern ring? I know where we're headed!
BBoth
Ooooooooooooooooooo-a! [Mordecai flies off]
RRigby
Huh? I guess it can only carry one at a time. I'll wait.
[ring lands in a pile of birdseed and the Road Runner runs up and eats it]
Meep Meep!
[Road Runner flies off and drops a glowing green anvil on Wile E. Coyote; scene cuts to Oa]
BBlu
Everyone, I've summoned you here to create a new Green Lantern CAW! Sorry, it's Corps. Green Lantern Corps. The point being, the love of my life is being held against her will. So I need you all to take the oath.
AAll
In brightest day, in blackest night,
Despite our shape, our size, our height,
We're birds who walk, which isn't right,
But starting now, we will take flight.
[All birds fly to planet Earth; scene cuts to Rigby, still waiting]
RRigby
Yep, should be coming for me any time now.
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