Mad quotes

I still say this just don't make any sense.

What part of J.J. Abrams don't you understand?

Come on! Are we gonna do this again? [credits roll with J.J. Abram's name, segment ends]

Now the thing to know before handling these flowers is?

Ooh, I know! To avoid the thorns, or else you'll prick your...[touches the fire flower] This is the wrong kind of flower!

Rental Floss 'cause all suckers buy! Although, seriously; floss is not that expensive.

No time to watch the Ice Age movies? Then check out Concise Age.

[to the viewers due to Ice Age characters] Uh, that rat thing wants the nut. If he can't get the nut, also; there's an elephant monster. Some sort.

This has been Concise Age.

Batman

Alfred, at the end of the lane; I'm entering the Batcave as we speak. [as the Batmobile crashed into a Batcave on purpose] Maybe I hit that cave a little too well.

Nemo! That's too far! Come back!

I'm fine dad! What can possibly happen to a fish that's close to a blade, a net, and a worm on a hook?

Ahhh!

Nemo! No!

Hey! Who are you!?

[punches Flounder] That's who I am! Now where's Nemo!?

I have no idea!

[punches Flounder again, twice] Listen, someone captured Nemo, and if I don't get some answers, I'm gonna START BEATING PEOPLE UP!

Start!?

YEAH! START! [continues beating up Flounder]

Wait! Stop! I think I know who it was.

[laughs] This is the best day ever!

Alright, SquarePants! I hear you like catching things in nets! Have you caught a fish called Nemo lately!?

Nemo? How would I know? Wait a second, how are you breathing down here?

IT'S WHAT I DO! [leaves]

Ha! He's lucky he left. I would've taken care of... [Liam Neeson appears again and punches SpongeBob]

I couldn't punch someone wearing 3D glasses. Sure I could! [punches the screen, statics, ends the segment]

I got it! I got it! I got it! [meteor crashes, dies]

Extinction: It can happen at anytime.

You know, staring contests don't really work if neither of us have eyelids. [the other fish sinks up, sticks tongue out and dies] Never mind. I win!

A circus car? This can't be right!

I'm not The Hulk!

To infinity... [rips the tent, cars run him over] Once again, Pixar was ruined by Cars.

Shrek! What did you do?

[realizes he burned the circus with his torch on purpose] Oh, no! Hulk, how could you be so stupid? Everybody run!

Darn fly! [hits the fly with newspaper, fly laughs] What's so funny?

Read the headline! [man looks at the newspaper, headline says "Flies Take Over the World", a man starts screaming]